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Report: Bronx Teacher Spent Day Raping Teen Girl
A 5th grade teacher in New York City is accused of raping a 15 year old student.

Studio Targeted Religious To Help Make “Man Of Steel” A Hit
Warner Bros. targeted religious groups in order to market the new megahit movie, Man of Steel.

VIDEO: Rihanna Hits Fan With Microphone
Rihanna hit a fan with a microphone during her concert in Birmingham, England's LG Arena.

Army Commander Joseph Miley Suspended, Wife Had Pin-Up Calendar
Investigation drummed out commander.

“Pump”: Schwarzenegger Producing Bodybuilding Drama For Showtime
Show will depict 1970s bodybuilding culture.

This Tanning Salon Is “Organic”
The organic craze has now reached the tanning business.

All-Female X-Men Comic Is #1, Beats Batman, Spider-Man
Marvel Comics' new X-Men comic book featuring an all-woman team is a hit.

Search Crews Hunt For Nude Teen Missing In Forest
Search crews in Washington state are looking for Maureen Kelly, a 19 year old gone missing in the woods.

Hollywood Working On “Choose Your Own Adventure” Movie
Choose Your Own Adventure, the series of children's books, is coming to the movies.

1% Elitists To Open Exclusive Wall St. Restaurant For Fat Cats
Wall Street fat cats are set to open a restaurant for their exclusive club.

DNC Chairwoman: NSA Leaker Snowden Endangered America
Democratic National Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is blasting NSA leaker Edward Snowden.

Occupy This: 24 Karat Gold High Heels Now On Sale
A pair of stiletto heels covered in real gold are now available for the super-rich.

Woman Sues: My Husband Made Me A Bondage Sex Slave
Jurors are being selected for a federal trial where a Chicago woman claims her husband made her into a sex slave.

Minorities Are Majority Of New Comic Book “Avengers” Team
Marvel Comics' new Mighty Avengers comic features a superhero team comprised of a majority of minority or female characters.

VIDEO: Simon Cowell Egged On Britain’s Got Talent
Reality show judge Simon Cowell was egged on Britain's Got Talent during a live TV event.

NJ English Teacher Accused Of Sexual Affair With Teen Boy
Jenna Leahey, an English teacher at Parsippany Hills High School in Morris County, New Jersey, has been accused of having a sexual affair with a teenage boy.

US Director of National Intelligence Official Response: NSA Leaks “Reckless”
James R. Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, has issued a press release responding to some of the recent leaks about the National Security Agency (NSA).

Unskewed! Pollster Claiming Tie In MA Senate Race Claimed Romney Was Winning In 2012 States He Lost
A Republican pollster is claiming that the US Senate race in Massachusetts is tied.

Gun America: 4 Year Old Accidentally Kills Father
Another family has been shattered by gun violence in America.

Studio Boss: “Man Of Steel” Will Make Box Office History, Set Up DC Universe Movies
A top Hollywood boss believes that the upcoming Man of Steel will earn a record-breaking amount of money for its studio.