Judge To Strip Club: Cover Your Butts

A judge in Texas has issued a mandate for a Houston-area strip club to keep the bottoms of its dancers covered up.

District Judge Alexandra Smoots-Hogan, as part of a hearing accusing the “Treasures” gentlemen’s club of numerous violations including prostitution, drugs, and illegal gambling, ordered the big cover-up.

Smoots-Hagan told attorneys that “I saw far too much tokus for my liking” in videos of club activity that she had reviewed.

The club will be allowed to continue to operate as long as they keep up with the cover-up rule and other remedies.