Tampa Strip Club Hires Palin Lookalike For GOP Convention

A Tampa strip club is attempting to lighten the wallets of Republican convention goers by appealing to their support for Sarah Palin.

Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin

Thee Doll House Lounge has hired adult film star Lisa Ann, who has done several porn films parodying the failed Republican vice-presidential candidate, to headline the club during the convention.

As part of a million dollar refurbishing ahead of the event, the club hopes to attract the family values crowd while they are in town to officially make Mitt Romney the head of the Grand Old Party.

In 2008, conservative writer Rich Lowry wrote in National Review that Palin’s smile “was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing” and that “It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America.”

An aide to Mitt Romney recently claimed that if the Massachusetts millionaire is elected to the presidency, he would enact measures to crack down on pornography, which would possibly kill the jobs of Americans like Miss Ann.