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South African Party: No More Eating Sushi Off Bikini Girls

By National Confidential | 01 February 2011 12:03 pm EST Updated 1 February 2011 12:03 pm EST
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South Africa’s African National Congress has issued a dictate to party members: Quit eating sushi off of the bodies of near-nude women. The ANC sent out a statement, “This act is anti-ANC and anti-revolutionary. This act is defamatory, insensitive and undermining of woman’s integrity.”

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